Here are some suggestions fit for (almost) everyone:
THE CUDDLE BUG
Who better to cuddle with on March 14 than the birthday boy himself?
THE SEAFARING MATHEMATICIAN
Wear your π-rate tee of course! No one solves equations out at sea like you. So make sure everyone knows with this shirt.
Why not memorize as many digits of Pi as you can? No one knows more than you, and here’s a great chance to remind them.
THE PERPETUALLY LATE
You’ve always got an excuse for being late – traffic, slept through your alarm, etc. – but today’s the perfect day to use relativity. You’re not late, you were actually moving so fast that time slowed down relative to everyone else [insert winky face here].
THE ANNOYING MORNING PERSON
Everyone hates your cheery disposition in the morning already. So why not take it a step further with some sage advice from Einstein?
THE MARIE ANTOINETTE TYPE
Who cares if it’s Pi Day? Cake’s your preferred dessert … AND it’s Einstein’s birthday. LET THEM EAT CAKE!